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Urban Survey


Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. Your Name: Mik

The champion of all men, he rules, there is nothing more to say, he is the fucking man!
My name is not MIK because im fuckin retarded

2. Your Age: 24
 
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3. One Of Your Friends: Josh

A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.
My boyfriend is such a Josh.

4. What You Should Be Doing: Sleeping
 
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Your Favorite Color: Orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

6. Your Birthplace: London
 
The Capital of the world, only rival New York. Incorporates the best of both Europe and America. Unlike in New York the Tube stations are Clearly signposted. Unlike New York the streets are all squigley and it is really really old. South of the river Thames is a mythical land that those on the North talk about in nervous whispers, but it actually isn't that bad and is fast becoming the only place in the city besides cardboard boxes that is affordable to live in. Stand in the middle of the Millenium footbridge and turn around in a 360 degree circle. Go on the London eye. Don't visit the London Dungeons. Go shopping on portabello road, or in Camden, not in Covent Garden. Go to the opera in Regent's park, and to speaker's corner in Hyde park on a sunday afternoon. Trafalger Square in the evening, Leicester square at mid-day. Karl Marx and Charles Dickens are buried in Highgate cemetary. Ealing is queen of the suburbs.
All of life is there.


7. Last Person You Talked To: Ryan
 
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Rye
 
A very preppy, very wealthy town in westchester, just bordering on rye neck, and mamaroneck/larchmont. the town is SPOTLESS, and kids swathed in lacoste and polo, collars popped, crowd into starbucks, cosi, and the gap. EVERYONE IS BLONDE, BLUE EYED, AND READY FOR A LIFE OF YACHTS AND IVY LEAGUE DIPLOMAS.
And yes, the boys are so hot.
"I went out with this guy from Rye who was totally prepped in is going to yale"
"Lets go to coldstone in Rye and then pick up some Juicy Jeans at Ragz"

9. Your Nickname: Pooter (Don't ask)

Redneck term for pussy
Girl, i need some pooter.

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crazykidben
Oct. 20th, 2008 03:04 am (UTC)
I can't help but point out that your little avatar guy makes my soul melty.
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